In five years from today I’m going to send this blogs link to a friend of mine.
June 13th, 2024.
No one that knows me currently follows this blog.
I won’t share my name.
However one day when I’m 80 years old, I’ll have 3 foot long black hairs dangling from my chin. Dragons tattooed on both upper arms, flying as I jiggle my chicken fat whilst chasing hooligans down the street, naked save for a diaper and clacking tongs, screaming “I’ll get you for this”.
I will release my true name.
In five years from today I will change my identity as my current one becomes associated with this blog.
Then when I become that 80 year old woman, I will reunite with this me I am now, and I’ll address you lovely people once again.